I digress from my professional
and personal reflection, but I promise it’s a good story.
What can I tell you about
last night? Well, it started off pretty
good. Made a whole tray of egg muffins, (a
week’s worth of breakfast), skyped with my family, read a few pages from the
GRE book and made egg-less chocolate chip cookie dough for dinner. Pretty fantastic. The not so fantastic part:
being locked out of my bedroom and bathroom for half the night.
11 pm: Muffins baked, family addressed, books read,
cookie dough devoured, check, check, check, and check. Bed time!
Feed the cat
Turn off all the lights.
Lock the doors
Alright, Tuesday, I’m
ready for you!
Attempt to get into
bedroom, no such luck.
The door’s locked?
How?
When?
WHY!
Plan A: Key, must find the key. Wait, what key? Okay, don’t have the key to
the door.
Plan B: Try the door to the guest bedroom. Locked, no key. Okay.
Plan C: Go outside, and open bedroom door on the veranda. Keys to said door locked in bedroom. Shit.
12 am: call Megan (PCV) Help! Cultural dilemma!
Landlady didn't give me all the keys to the doors! Grenadians go to sleep at 8 pm,
do I call her and wake her up? YES! Forget the bed, you’re going to need the
bathroom. Great, so much for being a mature adult responsible enough to have
her own apartment.
…15 calls to landlady….still
locked out. Okay, well, I have my computer, and the internet works. Google will help me!
Search: How to unlock bedroom door without key
(Google’s awesome)
Research
Attempt to dig a butter
knife into the door latch. Fail. Fail. Fail.
Call landlady. Success!
She has the keys!
Thanks for coming over at
1 am! How did you do this!! I don’t know!
Help me fix it!
No luck. She doesn’t have the keys either. Attempt to
break into my bedroom from the veranda. Banging arouses neighbor, Junior.
Junior: Shruti, what’s
going on? Locked out. Great, do you need my help? YES! Bring your crowbar!
Continue to attempt to
break into my bedroom from outside, no luck.
Alright, let’s go back
inside.
Attempt to wrench inside
door with crowbar. No success.
Decided: drill hole in wall to unlatch door. Okay,
Junior, go get your tools.
Wait! I like that door!
Don’t destroy it! Back to butter knife technique. Nudge. Nudge. Nudge. Click!
2 am: Success!
Thank you Google.
Hahahahaha what would we do without Google?
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